Mommie Dearest, and why a BM can feel so good.

[Gryeil]

So we are running around Crystallos, and find this chick, pretending to be a dragon:

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Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo



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Then we have to dance with the babies...

My babies! Someone stole both my babies!
That's good, darling. They were thoughtless, selfish, spoiled children. Now they won't wake you up when you need your rest.

So then we had to flex up just a little, and reversed Joan's statement and pointed it back at her!

[Smacking Christina hard across the face twice] You love it, don't you? YOU LOVE TO MAKE ME HIT YOU.



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Then, we were like omg, no hangers!

No wire hangers, ever!

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But I'm tired Mommie

QUITTER!



Grats Reso on passing this BM without the use of wire hangers!

P.S. I'm an emoknight. AFK to cry and write bad poetry kkthxbai!